When E and I moved in together, my mother sent us a housewarming gift filled with little goodies for our first place together–candles, dishrags, a decorative cup or two. She also sent a white, terry cloth robe with a matching blanket that was intended for me, but E saw it first and claimed it. Almost a year later, you’d be hard pressed to find E in this house without that robe on.
I already had a white terrycloth robe with stars on it–Christmas 2004 present from mom–which I wore on cold mornings in the winter. But E considers his white robe formal dining wear. He consumes every meal before noon while wearing that robe. During Thanksgiving, he had every leftover meal in that robe. As soon as he gets home from work, he’s on the couch in that robe. “You think I can wear this to the grocery store?” he asked one day. It’s quite adorable that he grew so attached to something my mother gave him. But no, it is NOT okay to leave the house wearing the thing.
Today, after a late, late night out clubbing, E and I didn’t get out of bed until noon. The first meal I thought we’d both need to kickstart our day would be egg sandwiches (as you know, I’m not a fan of the runny yolk, so I did mine with just egg whites). I figured after we ate we’d find enough motivation to change out of our robes, clean the apartment, start shopping for Christmas decorations, cook, and go to the gym. Breakfast was served around 1 PM, and as predicted we did find enough energy after our midday meal to take them off—only to get right back in bed.
4 slices bread
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 tablespoons butter
1 handful arugula
4 strips bacon
salt and pepper to taste
Cook bacon in medium skillet as desired. Toast bread and butter one side of each slice. In another medium skillet heat a teaspoon of your olive oil in skillet and fry egg for about 3-4 minutes until cooked. Dress arugula in what’s left of the olive oil and salt and pepper and layer on bread. Carefully place egg on top. Then layer strips of bacon on top of egg. Top with another piece of bread. Smush. Don’t get yolk on your white robe! Makes two sandwiches.