A friend at dinner last night let me in on a little secret about wedding dress fittings.

“They don’t serve you Champagne at every fitting.”

What?

“It’s true. I went dress shopping with two girlfriends, one who actually bought a dress at one boutique, and neither boutique gave us Champagne.”

Mouths agape. Forks dropped. Plates pushed to side.

WHY THE HELL WOULD I SPEND AN HOUR IN A BRIDAL SHOP IF NOT FOR THE FREE BOOZE?!

I certainly will be calling ahead to make sure there is chilled bubbly while I squeeze into white dresses in front of three way mirrors.

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