Though some people are dressing up as us this year, we still have to figure out out what to do.
I thought we should trick-or-treat as a popular pop culture couple—maybe do pregnant Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, or something vintage, like “Saved By The Bell” characters Lisa Turtle and Screech (these are often the names we use when we play Scrabble on the iPad).
In recent years, I’ve dressed as a bumblebee (2011), a sexy captain (2010), a Greek goddess (2009, I think), and as slutty Jasmine with several of my girlfriends dressed as slutty Disney characters (2003), which was not that great a costume, since everyone thought I was dressed as Jennifer Lopez.
E last year dressed as a samurai warrior, which required full head to toe body armour and black contacts. I think his best costume was the year he dressed as Karl Lagerfeld, in a black suit and grey wig in a ponytail.
What do you think E and I should dress as for Halloween? Suggestions welcome in the comments below, or on our Facebook page and Twitter.by